Chubby Inuit mermaids with sleek seal tails
Sleek Japanese mermaids with orange and white koi bodies
Dark, scaly mermaids with enormous white eyes so that they can hunt at the bottom of the sea
Small mermaids with spiky, poisonous lionfish bodies
Mermaids with sharp teeth and shark tails that hunt sailors for fun
Mermaids that aren’t just skinny blonde pretty girls with fish tails
Are these okay?
Where You Can Get Free Food On Your Birthday
This makes me happy.
MIKE YOU HAVE A MONTH!
ON MY BIRTHDAY WE FEAST
Fuck all of you. Everyday is my birthday. #make it rain
Birthday is in 22 days.. Hmm
BOUT TO SIGN UP FOR ALL OF THESE
‘Guess it’s too late for me now…
Well if you lie about your birthday, you could get free food for your whole birthday week..
this would’ve been useful yesterday…
Here you go Jess! On Halloween we feast!! Lol
I used some of these and it worked, hell yeah!